As if 2017 wasn’t a shitty enough year with Trump marshmallow circus peanut bean head ass as president along with everything else going on in the world, T-Pain had to go and shatter the little bit of soul we had left. Earlier today he revealed that in his classic hit (yes, I said classic and don’t you dare argue with me) “Buy You A Drink”, the chorus is “and then” not “oooo weeee.” And then, AND THEN!!! Like most of you, I didn’t believe the lies spilling from his Twitter fingers so I conducted an investigation and I.am.shook. For the past decade, this man has been singing “and then” but had us out here belting out “oooo weeee”. Why couldn’t he just leave it at that?! He clearly woke up on the petty side of the bed wanting to shake up our very being. I want him to repent for his sins.
AND THEN (pun intended), as we’re waiting on Red Cross to send medical supplies from the first disaster he thrusted upon us, this man had the nerve to let the world know we don’t know the lyrics for “All I Do Is Win” either. I’m not even going to get into that but I want him to stay off the internet and let us live in peace.