134 "Bad and Boujee" Thoughts Whilst Watching The 2017 Golden Globes
1. Oh sh*t, the Golden Globes are tonight
2. Not that I’m really interested, but why not
3. Wait, what are the Golden Globes awarding for?
4. Please Jimmy and Justin dance amongst the stars!
5. Please the TelePromp not work!!
6. See Mariah, this is how you handle a technical difficulty
7. I wonder if everyone is given a 5 course meal since they're sitting at dinner tables
8. Ah awards for tv and movies, got it
9. Ryan Gosling is forever bae
10. Oh hey Sansa
11. I like her better as a blonde
12. Please equate Trump to Joffrey!!
13. But, the accuracy
14. I LOVE Meryl Streep
15. Why is Ryan Reynolds so tan?!
16. Good for Quicksilver for winning
17. Please 4 daughters!
18. Oh hey Negan.
19. Also, I NEED her dress!
20. Billy Bob is whispering sweet nothings in ol girl ear
21. Oh and he won
22. Remember that one time he was married to Angelina Jolie?
23. I love Jimmy
24. Hugh is not aging well
25. Please syphilis
26. Oh hey Drew
27. YESSSS TRACEE!!!
28. I have goosebumps
29. This speech! Don't make me cry guh
30. Atlanta or Black-ish better win
31. YES ATLANTA!!!!
32. I'm so happy right now!!
33. Please thank all the black folks in Atlanta!
34. PLEASE THANK MIGOS FOR BAD AND BOUJEE!!!!
35. I’M DYING!!!
36. Do “they” even know who you’re talking about
37. Please swing ya hip in a circle; hell I would too
38. His accent, I wonder where he's from
39. Oh hey Vince
40. Wtf is Nicole Kidman wearing tho?!
41. Someone needs to be fired over her attire
42. Well deserved Sarah
44. Omg The Night Of needs to win
45. I guess I'm okay with the People vs OJ win
46. Please everyone come on stage!!
47. Naomi and Matt!!! COME THROUGH!!
48. I’m convinced Matt is a real life Ken doll
49. I don't like this dress but the color is making her melanin pop
50. Is Hugh balding?!
51. Ryan Gosling looks so unbothered
53. Oh Sophia, ya dress is popping girl
54. Wait, was she trying to say annual? That was great!
55. Ms. Underwood, wtf is you wearing guh
57. Their excitement makes me happy
58. Oh hey John
59. Does Ryan not want to be there?! My goodness
60. Oh hey Bettlejuice/Batman
61. Auntie Vi!!!!
62. Hidden. Fences.
63. YESSSSS AUNTIE VI!!!
64. PUSH THROUGH WITH THAT YELLOW!!!
65. Omg she's going to make me cry
66. Wait Fences was based on her father? Or am I hearing things?
67. But I need this dress Kristen
68. Is Cuba?!
69. What is this Night Manager show?
70. Bruh this little boy and his suit. I can NOT
71. Amy Schumer is actually the worst
72. Is Goldie?! This is actually great
73. Amy shut up and let her speak!
74. Jonah still keeping the weight off I see
75. Where is Eva? Probs at home with the kids
76. Thanks for mentioning her Ryan. That was really sweet
77. Also, why haven't we seen the babies yet
78. SHOW THEM TO US!!!
79. Please play black beatles!!!
80. Best. DJ. EVER!!!
81. Why does La La Land keep winning?
82. I don't know her
83. I love John and Chrissy
84. Bruh Kristen Wiig and Steve Carell, love them
85. Please you're dad leave on Fantasia day! This is great
86. Jimmy can we not talk about Carrie and Debbie though
87. After every commercial break everyone is scrambling to their seats
88. Wait, is this Ben Affleck’s brother?
89. *Does quick Google search*
91. He looks like he belongs in somebody's jungle
92. Oh hey Thor and Wonder Woman
93. Come on The Night Of
94. Oh hey Courtney!!
95. Good for Loki
96. Again, what is this Night Manager ish? Shall I add it to my watch list?
97. Bruh the Stranger Things kids table is everything. I would love a seat at that table
98. Deadpool was great piece of cinema
99. Jon Hamm is sups handsome
100. AUNTIE VI!!!!
101. But why does she always look like her feet hurt when she walks?!
102. Please this dialogue
104. HAM HOCKS!!
105. Meryl is living for Auntie Vi
106. Meryl is that bish though
107. Auntie Vi is so excited
108. This speech!
109. Kerry is so moved
110. That was excellent. See, that's how you use a platform for the greater good
111. Oh hey Captain Kirk
112. Zoe, what are you wearing girl?!
113. Of course La La Land won again
114. Mandy better come on with this dress!!!
115. Milo and this mustache, no
116. YESSSSSS CHILDISH!!!
117. I wonder if any of the non coloreds in the audience have actually seen Atlanta
119. Pierce will always be James Bond
120. He’s Irish? Didn’t know that
121. Brad Pitt is the original bae
122. I NEED to see Moonlight man
123. Okay Jimmy with the white suit!
124. Oh hey Newt
125. Of course La La Land
126. The fact the music keeps getting louder and drowned them out-dead
127. Brie’s dress
128. Remember how we were sups happy when Leo finally won an Oscar?
129. Is she going to pass out?!
130. Breathe guh!!
131. Wait was she still talking?!
132. Yes Moonlight!!!
133. So Sylvester too good to announce Moonlight’s win? K
134. Welp another 3 hours of my life wasted