73 Thoughts Whilst Watching The Season Premier of Once Upon A Time
1. Omg I’ve been waiting for this moment for months
2. Omg is Aladdin on here?!
3. I’m ready!!
4. Surely hope they don’t have white people playing these roles
6. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust
7. Why do the villains always engage long ass dialogues?! Are you going to kill me or not?
8. Aladdin is the savior too?
9. He got the shakes
10. OMG HOOK!! He makes me so happy
11. Ah sh*t, err thing shaking. What’s about to happen now?
12. Storybrooke is not a town I would like to reside
13. Oh hey Mr. Hyde
14. Why is he there again?
15. Blimp from the land of untold stories. K
16. Don’t start lying Emma!
17. Oh hey Mr. Gold/Rumpelstiltskin
18. Though he’s shifty and untrustworthy, I like his character
19. Remember that one time his dad was Peter Pan; that was great
20. Belle is sups annoying though; I’d just let her sleep
22. Is he a guide through Belle’s dream orrrr
23. I like Zelena when she’s not in her feelings
24. Remember that one time she tricked Robin into sleeping with her and got pregnant just to get back at Regina
25. I enjoy Regina’s character development as well
26. I love that she’s latina
27. But why did Mr. Hyde have to come out the door like that
28. Ugh, I want him to go away
29. What are these flashbacks Emma is having?
30. The villain always knows something the hero doesn’t-stay strong Emma!
31. Emma and this shaking-too much caffeine
33. Oh hey Jiminy
34. Hell I need to talk to Jiminy