1. So the theme is The Haunting?
2. Please Miss Paulson be the reenactment actress
3. Damn, you got knocked the f*ck out!
4. Who's the actor playing in the black guy in the reenactment?
5. I can't imagine losing a kid mayne
6. North Carolina come on and raise up, take your shirt off and twist it round ya head
7. Bruh you know nothing good comes out of being in the woods in a farm house
8. You also know nothing good comes from living in an old ass house
9. Oh it's Cuba!!! I couldn't tell
10. Bruh OJ and Marcia are in a relationship. This can not be unseen
11. This sex scene with the moaning of demon pigs in the background. No
12. Bruh trash err where, weird noises, oh and a f*cking can thrown at your head?! Time ta go
14. PLEASE TEETH FALL FROM THE SKY
15. Omg it’s always the woman saying what she saw and the man always telling her she's crazy. When will men learn to listen to us!?
16. See, it is normal to drink wine whilst cooking
17. It was just the wind causing the shudder to move guh- calm your tits
18. And there are the ghosts. What's their story?
19. Why do they have this big ass house and it's just the two of them?
20. There's no way I'd be outside in a "hot tub" in the middle of the woods. Do y'all not watch horror movies man!?
21. The background is too quiet! What's gon happen?!
22. And there it is
23. Of course she's drowning
24. Pitchforks and torches
25. No it’s not ZZ Top, it's the ghosts
26. Bruh the cop said get a gun. Yup because ghosts are sups scared of guns
27. "I saw what I saw" translates to "I said what I said"
28. Matt she ain't crazy or seeing ish. The spirit realm is real
29. Do you REALLY believe her Matt?- do you?
30. Bruh this demon pig noise though
31. Oh hey dead pig at the doorstep
32. ANGELA!!!! COME THROUGH!!!
33. Bruh the real Lee is less than
34. That po baby in the trap house
35. Is this bitch using seasoning on her meat though?! Bet it ain't Lawry’s *side eye*
36. Of course the knife is in the meat
37. JUMPY BITCH
38. Lee's face while Shelby drank the wine is all of us
39. Bruh it's not fair how Angela looks younger than me man
40. This demon pig noise!!!!
41. The demons rolled Lee a wine bottle like “one drop won’t hurt”-agreed
42. Of course they aren’t answering the phone
44. Bruh I would've broken that white girl fingering wagging it in my face
45. Don't go down the stairs Ang!!
46. Found footage!
48. I'm open mouth cackling
49. Like is this Lord of the Flies?!
50. So people don’t get their homes blessed anymore?!
51. Where's the oil?! Better go around and put that ish on err entry way
52. Little stick figures hanging from the ceiling giving me Blair witch realness
53. Omg Cuba, stop trynna rationalize this
54. Bye Shelby
55. Fight or flight? Bitch flew
56. Of course she hits an old woman standing in the middle of a dark road
57. Don't run after the woman, she’s fine!!
58. Get out of the woods!!
59. This is what her ass gets for leaving the crib in a hurry
60. Oh look, more hanging stick figures
61. And of course she trips over nothing
62. Of course everyone surrounds her in a circle with torches
63. Is his brain exposed? THEY SCALPED HIM
64. There’s my open mouth cackle again
65. Wait that was it?!
66. That was meh compared to the other season premiers
67. But I'll obvi be watching again next week