Three Taps...You'rrrrreeeee Oooouuuuttt
Okay, I think it’s about that time we have the talk…..and address a certain group of individuals. For those of you that insist on speaking throughout your snaps, shut up. If I can’t skip through your snaps in three taps or less, you’re speaking entirely too much..shut cho ass up. You want to snap and recite Shakespeare in latin, don’t. You want to vent about your coworkers or how hot/cold it is, don’t. There’s no reason your talking should extend more than one snap. Period. This is not up for discussion or debate. You want to have a long monologue about how good those grapes are and just want to be seen and heard? Go the nearest highway and run against traffic. Or, in a less morbid way, make a f*ucking youtube video so I can ignore you with less effort. It’s already bad enough snapchat changed the algorithm and I’m forced into the next person’s snapstory. Don’t torture me or anyone else for that matter. Write it down, take a picture, IDGAF, but leave us alone.
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