27 Thoughts Whilst Running Your First 5K
Before the race
1. Should I eat before I run or will I end up throwing up my life?
2. Headband or no?
3. Wait, do I even own a headband though?; moving on
3. Let me put some extra deodorant on because I will be sweating something nasty
4. Let me put on matching leggings and sports bra
5. Should I get a bit of a start and walk to the L or shall be a lazy bum and take an Uber?
6. L it is!
At the race
7. Lawd it's hot af, hope I don't pass out
8. There's so many people out here bruh, there's no way all of them love running
9. Why didn't we get matching t-shirts like everyone else?
10. I can't find our tent. I’m lost, I need an adult to assist me
11. Ah there it is. Knew I could find it
12. But alas no one is here
13. Guess I'll just slide on in at the start line